her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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