it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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