There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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