dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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