I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
Randomize
