real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
he puts the penis in happiness.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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