Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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