If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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