he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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