How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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