About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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