I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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