the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Randomize
