Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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