drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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