let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
We left the knife in your bed.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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