Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
she looked like the before picture.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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