even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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