Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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