I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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