were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
