so explain again why im purple
no
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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