Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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