I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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