Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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