Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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