i was born a porn star she said
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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