your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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