i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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