Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I am spending my child support on dildos
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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