Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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