He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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