My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Randomize