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Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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