you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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