Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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