spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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