1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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