8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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