I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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