operation have a gay friend backfired
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I think I sprained my soul last night
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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