What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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