Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
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