can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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