Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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