I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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