Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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