Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
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I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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