just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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