but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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