I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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