Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize