giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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