We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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