no. you can't hotbox the world.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
false alarm, still single
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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