I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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