My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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