Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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